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Relationship lol...

Relationship lol...

crumpled the note up in a rage stomped over to the bed and flipped it over and made love to her. Fuck bread, how about love.

This completely cracks me up! So true! Lol

Husband asks wife what she does all day, when she is home with the children.

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Barely happened to me thank the lord

I got a yellow card for crushing up hold fish. I started crying and I was threatened to change it to red if I didn't stop crying.

When you hold the door for one one become the entire band plus directors. One does not simply hold it open for one person

When you hold the door open for 1 person and it ends up being 3 students, 5 faculty, 7 aliens, and the stampede that killed mufasa. Literally the door for bowen at ABAC

Born in 2006 and have been saying it since I was 4 and until I was 8 -_-

Todays kids will never know i wasnt born in the but when i was in elementary school that was our come back to everything

For real... I really want 4 children. For different reasons though. I want my daughter to have a sister... If that happens, maybe we'll stay there. If not, then I'll want a brother for the boy and a sister for Lil' J. I'll die trying :-)

I shall have 4 children.

This is awesome, but I would feel bad for Narnia and Sparta. Eh who and I kidding I would love to be named Narnia. FOR NARNIA!

Lmao if you don't get it he's just asking for the date on the paper but she thought he meant like romantic date

Omg me and my friends were talking about this the other day, my English teacher is obsessed

No "P"... LOL need to get a sign like this for my dads pool

The summer of when we lived at LOW apartments while our house was being built, this sign was at the pool. The boys thought it was hilarious!