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Funny Confession Ecard: That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one. Yup this is me!

Dieting is when you eat food that makes you sad. Yes.

I no longer feel this way. I don't feel like I am on a diet and if I am, well then, Dieting is when you eat food that makes you glad!

LOVE THIS. #funny #humor #ecard @Denna Johnson Johnson Johnson Johnson Johnson Frederick  seems to fit you.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: You are about one smart ass comment away from being my co-star on an episode of SNAPPED.

My heart says cheese dip, but my jeans say, for the love of God woman eat some celery! | Cry For Help Ecard

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: My heart says cheese dip, but my jeans say, for the love of God woman eat some celery!

happy couples on facebook

This is so true it's like people are trying to convince themselves when they post incessantly about their relationships! Beautiful couple though.

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I wish this were real. Except I might have to actually make an "Exercise" board first haha!

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm going to eat what ever I want tonight because I cried at work today.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm going to eat what ever I want tonight because I cried at work today. Or because I got shit on at work today.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

I don't understand how some women have 20 plusbridesmaids. I don'teven like that many people.

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

Oh how this is me!!

Oh sorry about that long pause.I was just trying to bang myself with the phone cord. This is how I feel when dealing with some of the dumbass people that call me at work.

I like to think I AM kind and compassionate...There are some people, however, who choose to have a pity party or gripe fest EVERYDAY, and THAT is when my "cup of care" is empty!!

I like to think I AM kind and compassionate.There are some people, however, who choose to have a pity party or gripe fest EVERYDAY, and THAT is when my "cup of care" is empty!

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Free and Funny Thanks Ecard: I really appreciate the time you took today to remind me why I don't like you.

Surviving evil people is to ignore them. Let them bury themselves under all those lies. Unethical deeds breed trash.

When I say "I'd like to talk", what I really mean is "I'd like to completely blindside you & unleash weeks of pent up frustration & resentment until you understand my feelings." uh, yeah, pretty much.

If Facebook had a 'who really cares' button. Honey you would finally get the attention you crave.

Poor working mom, but remember, while you are at your full time job, someone else is raising your kid.

Yep, that's me. I can't help it.

Haha this is so me! I cant even tell you how many times my mouth has gotten me into trouble bc I definately do not have a filter! And those of you who know me well, know this is a fact.

I cant stop! *Bass drop* - CafeMom

I thought this was a great post and it really spoke to my heart about not letting your clean house become an idol. :-) Housekeeping Matters: 5 Habits that Help. Tom is my housewife and I notice that he does it

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