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If you're a fair one, we can make your teeth as white as your legs! Call and ask us about our whitening services. <<< my teeth would be tan😂

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'You can't be sad when you're holding a cupcake.' - Kid President -- Are you having the mid-week blues? Have a cupcake!

Touch me when I don& know how to ask. Just be there. Be there when I need you most

Is your mind is always working and thinking? I was like that and it wrecked havoc on my body. I was so bad, it was hard for me to rest at night- until I found this remedy- SLEEP MUSIC. I have found that sleep music (available on several different apps), helped to calm my mind and sent me into deep sleep. So if you are one of the many Mom's suffering from self-induced insomnia because of your "to do" list, try downloading a sleep app tonight and let me know if it works for you.

Not only my brain, but I quite literally have at least twenty tabs open on my phone. I have too many things on my mind and I can't seem to be able to delete them.

37 Funny Quotes You're Going To Love

37 Funny Quotes You're Going To Love

Everyone says can help me? Your reading the middle chapters Laughing Lazy fucken asses!

Roses are red, violets are blue, ive got five fingers and the middle ones for you.

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36 Funny Quotes Sarcasm

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