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Truth! I'll take crazy over fat and ugly lol

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I get called a bitch a lot. It's true, but hey, I never get called stupid, ignorant, fat or ugly.

What is "normal" anyway?

I don't go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

lol i am gunna hit u square in ur ass, with a fat ass like ours it will be hard to miss xI

Fred Rogers (a famous and beloved Pittsburgher) remains in our memories as the same wonderfully kind, gentle man who took off his shoes on the set of "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood" and comforted Daniel Striped Tiger in The Neighborhood of Make-Believe.

Wouldn't it be SO great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free ...and three sizes smaller? | Confession Ecard

Listen bitch, I'm being as polite as I possibly can. Hate being stuck on the phone with customer service !

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Your dumb shit is what makes me want to get tanked at 11 am.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. Too funny

Can I get an amen! And you love him all the same;)

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil. --- Can I get an amen?

Instead of replying to her rude comments, I highlighted all her grammatical and spelling errors and sent back a note saying, 'Bitch, I can't read this, try again.'

Instead of replying to her rude comments, I highlighted all her grammatical and spelling errors and sent back a note saying, 'Bitch, I can't read this, try again. I totally do this!

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lol tis true sometimes.girls do say suck my dick even tho we don't have one. Maybe we should start saying bitch lick my cunt. wonder if that saying would make it as far as suck my dick. Oh just some random thoughts.

ecard ~ The best nicknames are the ones people don't know they have.

Hahaha 😂 So true! That used to be a favorite past time for me and a friend at the gym: making up nicknames for people. Ya gotta do something to pass the time!

That's exactly how much you don't mean to me

No, I don't like or dislike you.>>Gotta remember this one! Lmao so perfect for some ppl in my life

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Oh yes, there are those days! Ever+have+one+of+those+days+where+literally+everything+pisses+you+off?++Someone+could+be+like+ Look+at+that+rainbow,+ and+I'd+be+all+ Fuck+that+shit!

Happens every time

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I've been at work less than 30 minutes and already I am using the word Fuck like a comma