Dog: What is it? Me: It's a tree. Dog: Can I eat it? Dog: *stares blankly* Me: What? Dog: I'm gonna eat it. Me: Once your ass gets a stomach ache I'm gonna let you stay there and grovel in pain because you should have listened.
“I tried to hold my dog’s paw (like holding hands) but he withdrew it and the awkward look on his face was priceless.” ~ Dog Shaming shame – Pit Bull – “I really don’t feel that way about you. You’re my best friend, I don’t want to ruin it.