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If anyone tells you that you drink too much on the weekends. Stop talking to them. you don't need that kind of negativity in your life.


if you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side

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Mount Rushmore from the Canadian side! Although there is no Canadian side to Mount Rushmore. Mount Rushmore is in South Dakota.

Dumb things people say in courtrooms. Oh gosh hahahahaha

Dumb things people say in courtrooms…

Funny things people (and lawyers) say in the courtroom. If these were actually said by people.

funny alcohol, drinking, drunk quotes

Alcohol the best night time speech slurring headache creating dehydration having drink spilling charm killing so you think you can dance medicine

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

when you wake up PISSED. I've definitely woken up mad at the hubs because of something in a dream that he would never do in real life.


Sometimes the floor like to mess with me when I'm drinking. and it moves and I fall and I'm all "oh floor! and we laugh.

@Jena Schweisthal

We’re all a little weird…

34 Priceless Quotes 💭 about First Love 💘 for an Instant Feel Good Fix 😊 .

Then I realized it was Tuesday morning.

I decided to reward myself with a well-earned glass of wine after a long week. Then realized it was Tuesday morning. Or Wednesday morning.

haha i loveeee brotips

Awesome Brotip is Awesome!

Funny pictures about Brotip. Oh, and cool pics about Brotip. Also, Brotip photos.

Simpsons snuggle dice

Funny pictures about Homer and Marge's sexy time. Oh, and cool pics about Homer and Marge's sexy time. Also, Homer and Marge's sexy time.

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