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The Best Motherhood E-Cards

First child eats dirt parent calls doctor. Second child eats dirt parent cleans out mouth. Third child eats dirt parent wonders if she really needs to feed him lunch. So true good thing I stopped at

To my daughters

Bwahahahahha LOVE it! lol Dear Daughters, Should I ever learn you've been twerking anywhere, at any time, I will learn to do it myself and make sure I chaperon every single dance you ever go to. except that it is spelled "chaperone.

Mommy Skills - EVERYTIME!  One trip without a meltdown would be nice . . . .

Funny Confession Ecard: Just when you think you might be feeling good about your Mommy skills, a trip to the store with your kids can put you back in your place.or a trip with your grandchildren, eh Nanny?

Please excuse my social awkwardness. I stay at home with a toddler all day.

Funny Apology Ecard: Please excuse my social awkwardness. I stay at home with a toddler all day.

Truth: am sure AH is sick of listening to me tell her "because I am the mom, thats why." :)

Funny Family Ecard: I am your mother. Your argument is invalid. : this is so my mom

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Totally made me think of Kenzi "Mommy has a boogie in her nose. David has a boogie in his nose.

Funny Pictures Of The Day – 35 Pics

Don't think this applies to just stay at home moms! On Being a Stay at Home Mom: Half of the time I feel like I'm running an insane asylum.the other half I feel I belong in one.

"Make sure you sleep when baby sleeps." Great advice, should I clean when baby cleans and cook when baby cooks too? -------- some ecards. new mom. no shit sherlock. let me find the time.

36 Of Our Favorite Parenting Memes - LDS SMILE

36 Of Our Favorite Parenting Memes

ADKD: Attention Deficit Kid Disorder: When you attempt to wash dishes but first must fix a blanket fort, fish a toy from behind the fridge, find a binky, sing the ABCs, and. hang on I hear crying. Pennington - this is our life!

True story!

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm always worried about the safety of my children, especially when they get all sassy and think they can back talk me.

Only child humor funny siblings seconds

Only child humor funny siblings seconds.I love my Second child.he is incredible!

Every STINKING TIME!!!!

So true! EVERY single time lol! OCD at the gas station pump.it has to land on the right number or I'm annoyed lol

Friday's Fantastic Finds

Friday's Fantastic Finds

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: My hobbies include: Pinning pictures of home decor I can't afford, recipes I won't cook, & crafts I won't make. Also, I really enjoy loading up my online shopping cart & not buying any of it.

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Precisely!

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

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