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Just so you know that you are more than my secret sex goddess; I do think of you with your clothes on too...I sometimes like to start thinking of you fully clothed before I rip them from your sexy body....jk...you're always naked. Bahaha

I swear.... I was born in the wrong generation! Or the wrong era, altogether! I'm not meant for this "short-hand text" shit that everyone is using! I want to go back to the days when the men courted the women, dipped their hats, & wooed them with their words!

UNLESS you're running for President.... Then, that ONE time, in when you told your buddy "I would really want to make a sandwich out of that chick's boobs!".......... It'll become front page news!!! UNLESS of COURSE, you're a Democrat. ):