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Dom & Amanda

Dom & Amanda

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Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: If you're going to be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.

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Kick ass in business and in life! Learn a lesson from your dog - no matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on!

I love this one

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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69 Motivational Quotes that will Charge You Up

You hit like a bitch! life knocks you calmly get back up, terrbile, and very politely say, ‘You hit like a bitch. come at me life You hit like a bitch! life knocks you calmly get back up terrbile and very politely say ‘You bitch " come at me

Gym posts

A bar called "The Gym". " hey babe I'm going to the gym." (and your not lying!

something to think about

Free and Funny News Ecard: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.

Sometimes I think that I have become a loner, because of how people has changed over the last decade. It is hard to allow someone to be your friend and know that you can trust them etc.. I have a very select few that I can go to.. I know there will always be drama and negativity, I am just glad that I do not have to deal with it as much as some do.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. this is my life

would you like some sun? cause you're shady as fuck.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Would you like some sun? Cause you're shady as fuck.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

when you wake up PISSED. I've definitely woken up mad at the hubs because of something in a dream that he would never do in real life.

I'm sorry our long-term relationship was nothing a bottle of wine and a Miranda Lambert album couldn't get me over.

"Telling a woman to calm down when she is drunk will work as well as baptizing a cat." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

People who have kids but don't want kids.

A-freakin'-men!"there should be a rule that you can't have any more kids while on welfare.

Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion | meme

6 Emotions Every Couple Experiences While Planning Their Wedding

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

Seriously, you choose booze and women over your daughters and wonder why they do not want a relationship with you? Nice job 'dad'.

Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. This made me laugh! So true!

Wouldn't it be SO great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free ...and three sizes smaller? | Confession Ecard

This is how i feel at work when i answer the phone :) Listen bitch, I'm being as polite as I possibly can.

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