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Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes and just smile at that dumbass and walk away. Well, not just sometimes.

I know right?!

My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT? {i know u will appreciate the dentist humor} ;

Truths, Funny, Clever, Tired Funny, So Funny, Hilarious, True Words

yeah... pretty much

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So I lost my job, crashed my car, was dumped by my boyfriend, and my pet rock committed suicide but...

I'm addicted to coffee. On the bright side I'm not addicted to cocaine

Proven study

'a recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it' ~ fun stuff & laughter

For people who are sarcastic to the point where they can't even tell if they're kidding, or just a bitch.

When I saw this I thought of Syndrome from Incredibles. I thinking along the lines of, so you would marry Syndrome? Like, didn't he die? Why would this be a relatable thing people would pin? Anyway, I thought that was funny.

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It's been a rough week. But I didn't need bail money and I don't have a body count, so it could have been worse.

~I Love Inspiration

Yep -You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands for instance if they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.

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It isn't that I'm not a people person. I'm just not a stupid people person. A great way to deal with difficult people is not to deal with difficult people.

Ohhh emmm geeee bahahha!

funny quote have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered who ties your shoelaces for you

25 Quotes To Help You Remember Just How Bada$$ You Truly Are #AwesomeWomen

25 Quotes To Help You Remember Just How Bada$$ You Truly Are

25 Quotes To Help You Remember Just How Bada$$ You Truly Are #AwesomeWomen

#Beuty sleep #skönhetssömn

Why is it called beauty sleep if I wake up looking like a troll? its oh so true :( / :)

Ain't that the truth!

Yep pretty much💯💯👌most of the time your mind be knowing what you need but your heart be on some that LOVE shit

fuck it my final thought for - Google zoeken

excuse my language but really. "Fuck it" - my final thought before making most decisions.

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