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roses are red, violets are blue, vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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The funniest, bitter-sweet Anti-Valentines Day cards

Roses Are Red Greeting Card by George The Cardmaker at The Curious Pancake

Bad day- This poem fits well with my day today, except I am drinking sent Smirnoff tonight haha

Free and Funny Valentine's Day Ecard: Roses are dead, violets are fine, this day sucks balls I really love wine

An honest Valentine's Day card for couples with an unusual definition of romance

17 Honest Valentine’s Day Cards For Couples With An Unusual Take On Romance

Just because you're married doesn't mean that you and your boo are huge proponents of Valentine's Day and all of the mushy-gushy, red rose B. it typically entails.

Motivational poster, inspiration and home decor

TheMotivatedType on Etsy

You can’t buy Happiness but you can buy wine and that’s kind of the same thing.

12 Hilarious Anti-Valentine's Day Cards For People You Hate. Why do I find this stuff funny?

I know we're not together. Awkward FWB valentine card

The perfect card when you find yourself kind of dating someone on Valentine's Day. Every time I read this I smile. :: Emily McDowell Awkward Dating Card by Urban Outfitters


Hahaha, fall in love with someone who treats you like Kanye treats Kanye. That's true love.

A funny poem I wrote about Valentine’s Day ______________________________ WHY I LOATHE VALENTINE’s DAY While love can always be in the air It’s the commercialism of …

Humorous Poetry:Why I Loathe Valentine’s Day

Do you have no special lover for this upcoming Valentine's Day or do you just hate Valentine's Day in general? Throw your friends an anti-Valentine's party to remember.