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So true...

"When you are dead, you don't know that you're dead. It is difficult only for the others.It is the same when You are Stupid. You Know Who You Are!

So true since I fractured my shoulder

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Haha remember it well

funny quote texting wasn't always easy you had to work for it you need an s you better click that 7 button four times

how to forgive a bastard

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding the other person is a complete idiot. (funny, and sometimes true!

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funny quote based on how i react when toast pops out, i will never look cool walking away from an explosion. so me

lost my ability to give a damn funny quotes ...hmmm - I might put this on a t-shirt.

I've lost my ability to give a damn. if found, no need to return it. go ahead and keep it and see if it works for you.

Need to work out!

Someone from Massachusetts posted a whisper, which reads "That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.


Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead. Haha thus the reason I rarely drink orange juice I about died!

Phonetically. ..

The word 'phonetically' doesn't even start with an f. Shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us.

This might be a little more true than it should!!

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Running lessons we learn the hard way - an amusing look at running mistakes and how not to make them

9 Comical and Peculiar Running Mistakes, Plus How to Avoid Them

Pssssst, come closer and I'll let you in on a secret. Wanna know how to drive a writer crazy? Misplace the 20 or so, back & front, hand written pages of her manu before she can type it into computer.


Naps are tricky. if I wake up unaware of the year, I just go back to sleep and wake up refreshed later.

This is so unbelievably true. Clearly I do not jog.

Fitness Humor: If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there ❥