J.K. ROWLING: The fringe benefits of failure - "it is impossible to live without failing at something .... ... unless you live so cautiously that you you might as well not lived in which case you fail by default"
A plain waiter bringing pasta? Oh please, that is sooo last season. Why don't we hire an orange strongman as a waiter, holding a plate with a whole chicken, and another plate with 3 glasses of wine, one's for him, screaming 'Pasta'? Now that's fabulous.