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Two mysterious people live in my house - Jokes, Memes & Pictures

Just this morning, the kids' dad said that all they got from him was their ability to set something down and not be able to find again, even if it's sitting right in front of them! SO TRUE!

Realizing that of motherhood is spent locating someones missing crap. Or wifehood.

Funny Stuff: Mommy’s On The Phone

It's more like "Mom is on the phone, lets play 20 questions, and ask her if I can do all the things she said no about 2 minutes ago." said ALL of my children.

Just when I think that my daughter inherited nothing from me, she trips over her own feet and slams into a wall. Then I say to myself, "Oh, there I am!" | Family Ecard

Oh my I so hope mine and Leon's little girl will never inherit these genes. Then on second thought it will be super fun to see it happen to someone else for once in my life lol ;

getting everyone out of the house should be considered an olympic event. where is my freaking gold medal?

Getting everyone out of the house should be considered an Olympic event. (Stumbled across this looking for Olympic kid's crafts. Couldn't be more true!

LOL – Doesn’t take long to get that ‘lived in’ look again!

Funny Clean House Joke - "Yesterday I cleaned my house, which is dumb because we still live here.

Sophie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And i love it!!

Jerry Seinfeld on parenting a 2-year-old

Having a 2 year old is like having a blender without a lid. (& two teenagers = one 2 year old!

Paralegal ready for day

Coffee in hand, big girl panties pulled up. Sparkle in my eye and a smile on my face.Yep I'M ready for the day.Bring it on.Bring it on!

"Silence is Golden...unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious" - Funny mom quote that's correct.

Silence is golden! Unless you have a toddler, then silence is very, very suspicious. Laughing Through Motherhood - mom quotes - funny mom quotes - best of moms - humor - meadoria

I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it.

"I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

I forget too. One night it was like 7:00 and I said "ok I'm gonna eat in 10 minutes". 10 minutes later I'm still on the couch so I tell myself "ok in 30 minutes I'll eat". I forgot. I literally went to bed in that time. I remembered when I woke up that I forgot to eat dinner.

I really laughed out loud on this one! This skinny girl just told me she "forgets" to eat? I just licked her face in case it's contagious ~ Joke All You Can

This is so true!!! and stay up all night thinking it will land on your face!  Scary thoughts!

"The only thing worse than having a spider in your room. Is losing a spider in your room!" :: Lc- they're always easy to find though. Just look under your pillow.

Haha, yep

Husband Marriage Quotes: Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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