Someone from Washington, North Carolina, US posted a whisper in the group Lame Jokes and Pick-Up Lines, which reads "A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of He says "uno, dos. He disappeared without a tres.
I rarely need to apologize for what I’ve said or done because of this. I know exactly what I say and do because I think first. If it’s not Truthful Helpful Informative Nice Kind you may not want to act on it.