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Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m see Tuesday and Dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, its not me, its you.


If a woman says: Do what you want! Do not do what you want. Stand still, do not blink, don't even breathe, just play dead

U were seen and blocked! HE is not and was never the pinterest man who broke you. Are you not aware of how the game is played? Players going to play...then they disappear and of course, now you search for him. You know who you are >PE< my man is not your man, never was. Be nice now and move along.

if insulting you makes me "pathetic", then what does that make you? you've sure done your fair share of insulting me. karma's a big ol' bitch!


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