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I case I haven't told you lately

I still love the freaking sh*t out of you.

I actually did slam my cart into a girl once because I said excuse me and she wouldn't move... But seriously I want to do it without even saying a word, just run everyone over in the store.

I+grocery store and Walmart! Hate going shopping. can't+tell+you+the+number+of+times+I've+fantasized+about+running+my+cart+into+the+heels+of+the+stupid+people+that+block+the+aisles+at+the+grocery+store.

This is what I will say to my child on a daily basis I am sure

Hhaha, I always say so sympathetically to my kids when they're whining, "Oooh what's that? I can't hear what you're saying through the whining.* Works every time!

That's right!!

Freak Show Friday #8

I gotta remember this quote for next time someone's a smartass to me.

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Logical proof that female = Iron Man! Iron Man is a female?

How many more pictures must you take of yourself? We get it. You need to be told you're beautiful. | eCards

That is pretty sad when you have more selfies of you than you have pictures of children, husband or with friends. Attention seeking much LOL

happens at least once a week.

That moment where you have so much crap to do you decide you're not going to do any of it. Story of my life.

oh me oh my......been here done that; haven't we all? hehe.

Maybe you'll start feeling better if you stop reading WebMD. ***Actually, this may be what my Doctor say's.

Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy an entire room

Funny Confession Ecard: Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy an entire room.

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