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Learn a lesson from your dog - No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on.

Stop and think about what super power you have, though. Just because you can read people's minds doesn't mean you can fly off buildings.

Free and Funny Sympathy Ecard: Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power

I am stupid, made alot of mistakes in life, bt the wrst is getting addicted to drugs and losing my love, 1 of the best things/ person that's ever been in my life, I tht I could handle the drugs but I was wrong they changed me n2 a monster, something nt even close 2 myself, and I hve 2 live with that and I'm sorry u were around to c it, I wish more than anything u were around to know that I hate that it happened and I've changed, a lot. I just miss my best friend. I miss u Amber.... f&a Wil

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions. This is for many people I know

Very true!  Those are "red flag" words which should prompt you to RUN in the opposite direction.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate it when people say 'She's really nice once you get to know her.' They might as well say 'She's a bitch but you'll get used to it.' --reminds me of someone I used to work with!: E Card, Quotes, Fun

Couldn't have said it better! Had a similar thought before...glad they made an e-card for it :) You have the nerve to call me a "hoe" when I've been married to my best friend 8 years now and never once strayed, unlike you, who can never keep a stable relationship! Better recheck that reflection, sweetie...bless yer heart :)

ecard: Here's to all the women who brag about how many men want them

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Funny Encouragement Ecard: Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

and you are judged for being real---too many fake mfkrs in the world and the real ones are the rebels

Haha this is so me! I cant even tell you how many times my mouth has gotten me into trouble bc I definately do not have a filter! And those of you who know me well, know this is a fact.

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I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore. ALWAYS my thought process

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

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So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

Act like I don't

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. this is my life

Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion | meme

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"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

funny thing is i just said this to him the other night.....that he was snoring so much i wanted to punch him, lmao

Ironic that I found this tonight as my husband snores away beside me! LOL oh-so-funny-p

Story of my life

Funny Family Ecard: Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty annoying. So true!

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you flipped the bitch switch, so buckle up and enjoy the ride asshole.