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Nope, I can't go to hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me ;

@Shanna Ahlander @Becky Harbin @Angela Kennedy @Stacy Pessoney  This has you girls written all over it. :)

I'm not only putting on my big girl panties, I'm putting on my bitch bra, my shit kicker boots and my spiked leather belt with the boy toy belt buckle. So don't tell me to "deal with it." I got this covered. This is so Funny had t reprinn

oh yes - thumbs up for outer discipline

in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.

...too late! Next up, karma.

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How Much Is Seventy Percent Off? (Calculating Percentages in Your Head)

Who hasn't done this! LOL

I don't pretend to be anything I am not. Except for sober, I 've pretended to be sober a few times.

OMG!!! That is one smart little girl! :)


the light is for the Penguin that lives in the fridge of course!

If we're not meant to have midnight snacks then why is there a light in the fridge? C: I rest my case, lol!

Perimenopause will do that!

Marriage is like a deck of cards (always good to have a sense of humor in marriage) Truth in humor

Every Guy Thinks....

Every guy thoughts every girls' dream is to find the perfect guy. Every girls' dream is to eat without getting fat!


At this point, I don't know what's worse, a person who's full of envy and mental issues spreading rumors & lies. Or the people with not enough education or common sense who believe them. Yep, it's a toss up!

It's sad that the first, second, nope- every response to this picture is sarcastic.

Funny pictures about The power of sarcasm. Oh, and cool pics about The power of sarcasm. Also, The power of sarcasm photos.

Monday sarcasm – When the circumstances require radical lolz | PMSLweb

So this is why the world is going to hell because some dumb ass left the idiot bag open 😧👎

MATH - acronym. Works for me

Math: Mental Abuse to Humans. How many times have I thought this in my life?