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REMINDER: Give yourself plenty of time in the morning to lose and find your keys. | Reminders Ecard

Free, Seasonal Ecard: Thanks for letting me know I'm blessed every time I fire an inhuman amount of snot into my elbow.

Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions.

You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.

I'm bipolar. A narcissistic. I'm so arguementive and strong willed. Procrasinater. Passive aggressive. Sensitive. A little cold when I need to be. A little heartbroken. But that's okay. I love me

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If Disney Movies Were Way More Accurate And Badass

"Give me my fucking shoe, you creep".