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Funny Confession Ecard: It's not that I don't like you. oh wait, yes, yes it is.

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

Pretty much how I felt today after back to school shopping in an unarmed store in an unarmed area of jersey...

This is how I feel when dealing with the public at work. You know all the jokes that are made about Wal-Mart and some of the people who shop there? It's hard to be nice when you deal with some questionable people. Me everyday!

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. Too funny

#onlyway #stopmefrommakingdumbdecisions

"I'm not shaving tonight. It's the only way to stop me from making terrible decisions. Funny thing is it always works, LOL

I'm not saying I hate her, but I hope she has diarrhea on a day she's wearing Spanx.

So awful! I'm not saying I hate her, but I hope she has diarrhea on a day she's wearing Spanx.

I'm really not snobby or antisocial. I just don't like half the people I meet. If I talk to you feel privileged.

Funny Confession Ecard: Im really not snobby or antisocial. I just dont like half the people I meet. If I talk to you feel privileged.

Or songs that rhyme with my name.

I do this to people when I'm drunk. Mostly people names Roxanne. Thankfully the only song I've ever heard my name in is a slow country song that most don't know and wouldn't sing.

Wouldn't it be SO great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free ...and three sizes smaller? | Confession Ecard

Listen bitch, I'm being as polite as I possibly can. Hate being stuck on the phone with customer service !

Funny Confession Ecard: She thinks she's hot shit on a silver platter but she's just a cold turd on a paper plate.

Funny Confession Ecard: She thinks she's hot shit on a silver platter but she's just a cold turd on a paper plate. Ain't that the truth!

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Awww. You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs!

This day sucks Balls. Bahahahahahahaha!!!!!! I REALLY LOVE WINE

how i feel a lot lol Roses are dead, violets are fine. This day sucks balls. I really love wine.

What's that you say? You playing videogames is the same as me being on Pinterest? When's the last time your Xbox made us chicken enchiladas?

My husband doesn't do video games, I'd gave to replace xbox with "working on your dirtbike"