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I Wish It Weren't So- Age is just a number but the mileage  is still there.

I Wish It Weren't So- Age is just a number but the mileage is still there.

Whateverdoesnt killme...Had better start running.

Had better start running.

So True-Raise your words, not your voice. It is rain that  grows flowers, not thunder.  _ Rumi

So True-Raise your words, not your voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder.

If women ruled the world there would be: No warSalaries would be set regardless of genderAn infraction of cheating would result in the male animal being caged indefi

If women ruled the world there would be: No war Salaries would be set regardless of gender An infraction of cheating would result in the male animal being caged indefi

What is meant for you wontpass you by.

What is meant for you won't pass you by.

Show Respect - When you go  to a donkeys house don't talk  about ears.

Show Respect - When you go to a donkeys house don't talk about ears.

Do not argue  with someone  who believes  their own lies.

Do not argue with someone who believes their own lies.

When I was your age wedidnt have supermarketswe had to walk five miles in blizzard conditions to hunt for our food.

When I was your age we didn't have supermarkets we had to walk five miles in blizzard conditions to hunt for our food.

Verbal filters? Nope, not a chance in hell! Bucket List.

Nope, not a chance in hell!

Life is short and eating that piece of cake wont really make you happy.  Eat the salad because you feel good when you look goo

Life is short and eating that piece of cake wont really make you happy. Eat the salad because you feel good when you look goo

Waiting on a long line in a store  and you see the person in  front of you takes  out a check . Youre, like oh god NO!

Waiting on a long line in a store and you see the person in front of you takes out a check . Youre, like oh god NO!

I am going to open up  a bar next door to a  gym. I will call it  Decisions.

I am going to open up a bar next door to a gym. I will call it Decisions.

You look like  I could use  another drink.

You look like I could use another drink.

The brain is the most outstanding organ it works 24 hours a  day 365 days a year from birth until  you fall in love.

The brain is the most outstanding organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love.

If YOU dont pay my billsthen I dont need to worry about your negative opinion of me.

If YOU don't pay my bills then I don't need to worry about your negative opinion of me.

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