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2010 Teacher wages

This guy, marry him This is awesome

My friend brought a squirrel to school once. It was making alot of noise and scared the crap out to the principal

Men would hate this and feel so disrespected and then say it’s a double standard so we’re not allowed to talk to them that way just like everything else we do that’s similar to their behavior

In case I need a reason to buy chocolate.

Help I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard; yo mama where you at?

My friends parents hate me (friends confirmed it) because I'm "too loud"

/when I'm bored I think of silly things for Kurogane to say in his majestic voice echoic memory

When I first saw this I was all indignant like "that's not true" but the next time I was in the car I just went "cows" and in that moment I realized I was the American stereotype. And I'm not even American.

"Haha, I have a rare condition called ectrodactly (my fingers and toes are shorter and not formed properly) so whenever someone says "I don't bite!" I like to walk up and say "That's a lie" it's pretty funny" Woah dude

yes yes yes I cannot express how perfect this is. PERFECT AHHH<<XD this is hreat

Hahahahahaha that's hilarious omh hahaha major fail

Forensic criminologist- slogan: can't run fast enough to be a serial killer so I'll just help the police catch them

Fictional land before prostate glands<< trying so hard not to laugh during a math test cuz of this

fun fact: little kids love roombas. want to keep a kid busy for 3 hours? let them chase a roomba around.

forensic criminologist slogan: "can't run fast enough to be a serial killer, so i'll just help the police catch them.