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Like really choke. Like near death experience made u shit your pants cuz you were so scared choke.


Karma, or faith for redemption, or whatever you want to call it. Always wins in the end ✌

Yep.... I know one who won't say shit to my face until I'm not there then she tells lies about me and tells people things that never happened....except in her delusional psychotic mind. When will you stop being so obsessed with my life....get some help for yourself because you really need it

Haters are like crickets.Crickets make a lot of noise,you hear them but you can't see them.Then right when you walk by them,they're quite.

Free, News Ecard: Oh! Still talking shit? Lets just file that right here in between "I don't care" and "grow up".


I don& do fakeness. You may not like what I say but you& always know where you stand with me. If my actions tell you that I like you then I& not acting. I& a genuine person. It hasn’t always been that way but people learn and they grow.

I love it... Or as the saying goes 'Ain't Karma a Bitch?' I've been saying it 1/2 my life to all the assholes who screwed me over &  I only hope it exists! The meaning In Hinduism & Buddhism- The sum of a person's actions in this and previous states of existence, viewed as deciding their fate in future existences.

Its called Karma and it's pronounced haha fuck you. life quotes quotes life karma life lessons fuck you words to live by

lol, yup.. I would drink that class of water if you ever were on fire, horrible people

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"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!