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Lol. Yep, that's me

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. I AM TERRIFIED OF SEAWEED!

Yep, nut doesn't fall far from the tree!

That awkward moment when you realize that you just punished your kid for acting exactly like you. Sorry mini me.

so true! its like best friend code haha if you don't want my best friend to know don't tell me

When its about her of coures im going to tell her! DUH Dont smack talk my bestie to me if you dont want her to know!

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Why are we so unpopular? Because we hate everyone.yup, pretty much sums it up.

and some of us don't even notice the kludgy spelling for WEEKS after our trigger-happy repin-finger clicks it! LOL - even funnier!

Some people will watch a movie to unwind. And some of us just go on for 2 hours instead. at the same time:-)

I don't have a problem with you being my boss. It's the fact that you're a dumb ass that gets paid twice what I do that really pisses me off.

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If only!!

I wish this were real. Except I might have to actually make an "Exercise" board first haha!

My diet can best be described as, 'unchaperoned child at a birthday party.'

:) That's sounds great. My diet would be described as a child watching a birthday party through a glass window.all the time.

I doooooooo

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

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This reminds me of my pumped at work. it should say "Amount correct?" I hate when the debit/credit card reader at the checkout asks if the amount is okay?

It's not like you deserve any better. | "Wish you were here, getting eaten by a Great White shark." -Broken-hearted girls everywhere.

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It's not like you deserve any better. "Wish you were here, getting eaten by a Great White shark." -Broken-hearted girls everywhere.

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I did this my freshman year XP we use Shark Week as a euphemism for periods too. And one of the boys that lived in my hall knew and we would always mess with him saying yeah its shark week and he would freak out and tell us he didn't need to know that XD

Sydney! Dane cook "and the shark grabbed my leg. Well how did you get away? Well I punched him and he ahh let me go! So your telling me a you punched a great white shark and the fucking shark goes ALRIGHTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

Excuse me, sir…

Dane cook "and the shark grabbed my leg. Well how did you get away? Well I punched him and he ahh let me go! So your telling me a you punched a great white shark and the shark goes ALRIGHTTT!

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