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Realistic expectations

True- I don't always exercise & diet but when I do, I expect the results to be instant, dramatic & spectacular.

Hahahahahahahahaha! I have bloated since I was a year old.

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open mouth, insert foot.

I love saying stupid stuff especially when the person doesn't know you - the look on their face is priceless. <-- that comment lol

I don't always experience 4 seasons in 2 days but when i do it's in South Carolina

this is literally how i felt today. thanks alexis for helping me work up the courage to go to the nurse. hopefully i will be back tomorrow, haven't had a fever, just major headaches. miss you all.

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The most interesting man in the world nearly vomits when he brushes his tongue. Same here, Most Interesting Man in the World, and I do this every night :(

I don't always watch netflix but when I do, i find a show I like, watch all 7 seasons in two days and get depressed when its over

this. is me. Revenge, one tree hill, gossip girl, pretty little liars, greys anatomy.


I don't always pass slow drivers. But when I do, I check to see if they look as stupid as they drive, especially driving slow in the fast lane!

Sounds about right

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Apparently you have to eat healthy more than once to get in shape. This is cruel and unfair.

The struggle is real! Lol

I am weak Lord.