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"I can't tell who annoys who more"   - the quote from my best friend and future maid of honor.

inspiration: fortune cookie: "Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

Pretty much sums up my attitude towards final exams

I do yoga to alleviate stress. Just kidding. I drink wine. Workout t-shirt or tank top.

Well maybe if you'd let the fuck go of said eggs, I might want them, but nooooooo, you just horde them until you've got nothing but 2 handfuls of solidified cysts.  Asshole.

Uterus is mad

Funny pictures about Angry uterus. Oh, and cool pics about Angry uterus. Also, Angry uterus.

Sunday Funnies: 21 Hilarious Beauty-Themed E-Cards

Sunday Funnies: 21 Hilarious Beauty-Themed E-Cards

The truth about Bikini Season.the truth of my life!


New Adventures of Old Christine starring Julia Louis Dreyfus. This lady loves her wine!