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“America needs Trump as POTUS to eliminate this. More dollars for our VETs, not welfare!

Grandmas cookies.  This is how I pronounce it to this day, and for the rest of my life.

Monica: Do you mean Nestle Tollhouse? Phoebe: You Americans always butcher the French language This is one of my favorite episodes(:

Says the one with 3

Phoebe: Y'know nine out of ten marriages end in divorce? Ross: Phoebe, that's not true. Phoebe: Yeah, you're right. How's the Mrs? Friends TV show quotes

My secret, revealed. #coffee #java #caffeine #yesplease #gottahaveit #addicted #medicinalpurposes #musthave #drinkitup #cheers #letsdothis #verynecessary #wednesday #weekday #work #workday #goodmorning #wakeup #timetomakethedonuts #herewego

I don't really have a plan, most days. Just caffeine and weirdness, my friend. Caffeine and weirdness.

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“America needs Trump as POTUS to eliminate this. More dollars for our VETs, not welfare!

Futurama Fry - Not sure if Trolling Or just stupid

My BEST friend's little sister told me she wants to lose her virginity to me before she leaves for college.

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