The Star Wars Darth Vader Rolling Luggage is the right choice for either your carry-on luggage or the bag you check. Everybody has a black bag at the baggage carousel. Only yours is black because it belongs to the Dark Side.
Turn down the lights, cue up the Imperial March music and enjoy this Star Wars Darth Vader Desk Lamp. Let Vader watch over your desk and shed some light into the world for once. This lamp oozes Sith style with it's super-deforme
Now you can carry your valuables in your very own, Sith-approved, Star Wars Darth Vader Molded Crossbody Purse. Drop your wallet, phone, and keys into the zippered section of this bag and your valuables will be protected by Vader's intimidating stare.
This decision tree by Onlineschools.org guides you through possible career paths you might be suited for in the Star Wars universe. My choices led me to "Sith Apprentice," but to be fair I did found a site called GeekTyrant. I had a lot of fun working my way backwards to see what choices lead to each. Let me know what you got in the comments. H/T: Geek X Girls