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The Official Dilbert Website featuring Scott Adams Dilbert strips, animation, mashups and more starring Dilbert, Dogbert, Wally, The Pointy Haired Boss, Alice, Asok, Dogberts New Ruling Class and more.

Seems like the perfect way to silence the ignorant that want to pretend tech savvy.

Seems like the perfect way to silence the ignorant that want to pretend tech savvy.

The GREAT Scott Adams strikes again...! I have seen this happen... ah, the real world... http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2013-01-12/ The Official Dilbert Website featuring Scott Adams Dilbert strips, animations and more

The GREAT Scott Adams strikes again...! I have seen this happen... ah, the real world... http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2013-01-12/ The Official Dilbert Website featuring Scott Adams Dilbert strips, animations and more

CEO:Revenue is dropping,but don't panic.We have a new strategy that will fix everything.Dilbert:How do you know its good.CEO:I can tell by looking at it.Dilbert:Why don't all failing companies create great new strategies and become profitable?CEO:Good question.Dilbert:Maybe it's because no one can tell a good strategy from bad,but acting like you know the difference gets you a bigger paycheck.CEO:I just need buy-in for the strategy.Wally:If you give me a raise,I can pretend to know it's…

CEO:Revenue is dropping,but don't panic.We have a new strategy that will fix everything.Dilbert:How do you know its good.CEO:I can tell by looking at it.Dilbert:Why don't all failing companies create great new strategies and become profitable?CEO:Good question.Dilbert:Maybe it's because no one can tell a good strategy from bad,but acting like you know the difference gets you a bigger paycheck.CEO:I just need buy-in for the strategy.Wally:If you give me a raise,I can pretend to know it's…

Ted: Can you send me the file? Dilbert: Do you want it by email, Dropbox, Google Drive, iCloud Drive, Airdrop, or Creative Cloud? Ted: Surprise me. Dilbert: The surprise will be if you find it.

Ted: Can you send me the file? Dilbert: Do you want it by email, Dropbox, Google Drive, iCloud Drive, Airdrop, or Creative Cloud? Ted: Surprise me. Dilbert: The surprise will be if you find it.

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Training can be a help to the office only if it's done with the right intent, unlike this #Dilbert #comic. Take a class with us www.CBCWebCollege.com

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