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CEO:Revenue is dropping,but don't panic.We have a new strategy that will fix everything.Dilbert:How do you know its good.CEO:I can tell by looking at it.Dilbert:Why don't all failing companies create great new strategies and become profitable?CEO:Good question.Dilbert:Maybe it's because no one can tell a good strategy from bad,but acting like you know the difference gets you a bigger paycheck.CEO:I just need buy-in for the strategy.Wally:If you give me a raise,I can pretend to know it's…

CEO:Revenue is dropping,but don't panic.We have a new strategy that will fix everything.Dilbert:How do you know its good.CEO:I can tell by looking at it.Dilbert:Why don't all failing companies create great new strategies and become profitable?CEO:Good question.Dilbert:Maybe it's because no one can tell a good strategy from bad,but acting like you know the difference gets you a bigger paycheck.CEO:I just need buy-in for the strategy.Wally:If you give me a raise,I can pretend to know it's…

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