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Some eCard of the Week - October The best calorie counting method ever.

Ecard a Christian is NOT a snob who looks down on others because they sin differently from you

Funny Confession Ecard: You call yourself a 'Christian,' but Jesus wasn't a snob who judged people for their imperfections.You may wanna get your Bible out & check up on that.

Food brings me the comfort and happiness I cant seem to find in life lol

My life is constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat.

I've definitely done this...More times than I'd like to admit.

This has happened to me when the kids had me play Mario Cart with them. Needless to say, I'm not invited to play Mario Cart anymore.

Hilarious

That happened to me yesterday in the car only the hair turned out to be a spider. I hate spiders!

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I always thought the Hunger Games were those triangular pegboards on the tables at Cracker Barrel.

Anyone who has been to the Cracker Barrel knows why this is so funny.

Some may wonder why im constantly on my son's ass......but they never wonder why he's a wonderfully behaved 2 year old......? Um, HELLO!

Really, I was just born in the wrong time. Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 96 Pics

This picture represents self-discipline and strong work ethic.  Not everyday is as easy to be motivated to jump out of bed early and work, or go to class, or take care of whatever responsibilities you have for the day, but you need the little voice in your head telling you to do it anyways and to try anyways, and that there will be an easier day not too far down the road.

I love my job, but totally feel this way today! So true. Sadly week days are my weekends!

There was a piece of chocolate pie in the refrigerator and a note, "Don't eat me." Now there's an empty plate and a note, "Don't tell me what to do."

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: There was a piece of chocolate pie in the refrigerator and a note,

I don't hate people...lol...oh who am I kidding...I fucking hate a lot of people..lol

I don't hold grudges. I remember facts. Actually I do hold grudges.

A degree in the school of hard knocks can be arranged.

Good Judgment comes from Experience and experience, ~ well that comes from poor Judgement. " Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

yup that's how it goes

"I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet. I get hungry." Well I really do get faint and shaky if I don't eat often enough.

This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for?!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!

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