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You're always ahead of schedule when it comes to disappointing me.

the person who keeps texting me saying they're back in town from college and want to hang and they keep calling me by the nicknames only my freinds call me! Don't call me aribear!! I never txt you bck because I do not like you I never did

This is my day!! Seriously can we keep the stupid to a minimum. I don't get paid extra for fixing your mistakes!

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