"What year is it?" Paper towel display time traveller... Except you would have to wear clothes that didn't match the season, and come up with a saying that NOBODY ever used before, and pretend that people of the future say it all the time. [Troll Walmart Project]
I would have crapped my pants but that would be really funny for a prank to try on my friends.... Fun fact: this movie was my husband and I's first date - afterward, he threatened to do this in my closet. My parents said they would help.