THIS IS OUR MUSIC: Shop Assistants – “I Don’t Want To Be Friends With You”. Song from “Will Anything Happen” , the only album released by Shop Assistants. It was released in November 1986 on the Chrysalis Records ‘indie’ offshoot Blue Guitar. The album was critically acclaimed by Sounds staff that made ‘Shop Assistants’ in the list of top 50 best albums of 1986. The album was described by Allmusic’s Jason Ankeny as “an essential artefact of its times”.