I should wear this around my neck when I take Sydney to the playground.

I should wear this around my neck when I take Sydney to the playground.

Hell+hath+no+fury+like+a+Mother+protecting+her+Children!!!

Hell+hath+no+fury+like+a+Mother+protecting+her+Children!!!

Okay... probably not really Dr. Seuss, but a pretty good fake. Dying....

Okay... probably not really Dr. Seuss, but a pretty good fake. Dying....

Funny Reminders Ecard: Dear Girls, Dressing immodestly is like rolling around in manure. Yes you'll get attention, but mostly from pigs. Sincerely, Real Men.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Dear Girls, Dressing immodestly is like rolling around in manure. Yes you'll get attention, but mostly from pigs. Sincerely, Real Men.

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.then I must have some serious skill :D

The only ones that lose are the ones that race the fastest....my favorite line. sadly enough, there are a few things I need to work on in this manifesto

The Scary Mommy Manifesto

The only ones that lose are the ones that race the fastest....my favorite line. sadly enough, there are a few things I need to work on in this manifesto

The Scary Mommy Manifesto.... I would like this pinned to every mirror and  fridge door that I see...

Is Scary Mommy The Right Website For You?

The Scary Mommy Manifesto.... I would like this pinned to every mirror and fridge door that I see...

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