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Yes! It's YOUR problem, not MINE :)

I don't need "Anger Management" classes. You need "Shut The Fuck Up" classes. haha I need to show this to some people lol.

Me on a work morning haha

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Well, aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitchy this morning?

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Here in the South, we don't hide crazy. We parade it on the front porch and give it a cocktail.

lol...@Samantha Yates this is what was going through your head when I said I forgot to eat wasn't it? Usually though this is me

E-card: When someone says " I forgot to eat." I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eating.

Oh silly fat bitch, that's something you need to address with the poor sap who married such a nasty fat cow.  I can't help it I can do for him what you cannot.

Lucia Hughes Munford Alabama Talladega Homewrecker I guess some girls just love being homewreckers!

Yesterday wasn't your day, today doesn't look good, and tomorrow isn't promising...

Free and Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Didn't give a fuck yesterday, don't give a fuck today, and in all honesty I probably won't give a fuck tomorrow either.

anyone who claims their life is nothing but perfect is lying to themselves and a bigger fool than we can imagine... pathetic really

LOVE this and SO true! Reminds me of a couple people.

Maybe if I WAS being chased by a tracker jacker I'd exercise a little more. Cardio inspiration?

I started running because I thought I was being chased by a Tracker Jacker. Then I realized it was just a wasp. Then I realized I wasn't in the Hunger Games.

I need someone to make these into flashcards so i can hand them out at a moments notice.

I’m fairly certain YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people – Jack Black

Everyone should have sangria Saturdays

Im outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios. erinmavrides Im outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios. Im outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: My uterus is shedding and I will not hesitate to stab you.

Free and Funny News Ecard: My uterus is shedding and I will not hesitate to stab you.