This is a blank paperback journal in the style of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased from Tim Burton's "Beetle Juice" You can fill it with your absurd thoughts, but no matter what you write, it'll probably read like stereo instructions.
David in 'The Lost Boys'. The ultimate bad boy! Sleep all day, party all night. It's fun being a vampire! I still love Kiefer Sutherland to this day. If people think the 'Twilight' gang are cool teens, they've never watched 'The Lost Boys'.