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This makes me truly laugh. I love Halloween! And btw. I can indeed drive a stick. just not a broom.

Now this is exactly how Future Progression feels like. Half dreaming and half awake.

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

Very clever! Except that I would need a really big mosquito to get away with some of the slaps people deserve!

Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!

So true by IndulgenceLady102

Wouldn't it be nice if the world was flat? That way we could just push off the people we don't like. Ha Ha, there is a song part of lyrics Wouldn't it be Nice

Hath no fury than a woman's scorn

Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman. Pink words and funny quotes.

#winter

Meme definition sign reads: Winter (noun): the three month break between a woman and her razor.

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I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

How does this keep happening???

I was going to be productive today. Happens all the time!

Oh! OH OH! Let me !

Some people just need a sympathetic pat. On the head. With a hammer.

~J  That is FUNNY ! ...kinda like all the PC people who only use one letter like the N ..word  ,the  S.. word   the F.. word ect...SO  STUPID !! I guess I should have said the S..word instead of stupid !...ooops !

if I had a nickel for every time my phone auto corrected 'shit' into 'shut' I would have 16 nickels

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It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

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i work in pjs. exercise in pjs, hang out in pjs. LIVE in pjs.

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