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i usually laugh at my own texts before i send them

i usually laugh at my own texts before i send them

Live music and theater in general does this for me.

Maybe one day. Those who say money can't buy you happiness have obviously never bought front row concert tickets to their favorite band.

Too funny, as it was a wine drinkin kind of night

I'm going to start calling hangovers the "wine flu", it sounds much more dignified.

true.story. especially at work...

RANDOM Gravity checks are very important. "Nothing is wrong with the earth's gravity." They say, but that's because I check it!

Funny Funny Pictures - Vodka vs. Wine - Funny Pictures, MEME, LOL

Vodka vs wine - A person with a basement full of vodka: alcoholic. A person with a basement full of wine: Classy - Indeed

I don't always lose my phone... but when I do, it's always on silent.

Story of my life! And since my phone spends like of the time on silent, I lose it pretty often!

And I wouldn't get the best text messages EVER!!!

Alcohol because no great story started with someone eating a salad! Haha I want a sign like this

Boy Meets World

20 Ways Cory And Topanga Gave You Unrealistic Expectations About Relationships -- Boy Meets World, Cory Matthews (Ben Savage) & Topanga Lawrence (Danielle Fishel)