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I could care less about the bacon but sleep and sex, yes please

Free and Funny News Ecard: Fuck mornings, Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.

:p ;)

Ecard of course I know how stupid I can be

Omg... I dealt with it from Sat until Tues.. No more!!! I have dogs that freak and kids trying to stay asleep all night long!!! Ughhh

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!

Funny: I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. I'm having wine for dinner.

My new business venture. Lol

that's not a bad idea lol;

Another. Round please!

I live in Missouri & can vouch for the accuracy of this statement, crazy as it seems.And Kansas, too!

My Glass Needs More Wine - http://funnypicturequotes.com/my-glass-needs-more-wine/ #winememes #WineWednesday

My Glass Needs More Wine - http://funnypicturequotes.com/my-glass-needs-more-wine/ #winememes #WineWednesday

All I'm saying is thatpunching someone in thethroat should be seenas constructivecriticism ratherthan assault.

Funny New Year's Ecard: My New Year's resolution is to stop kidding myself about lifestyle changes. Nobody likes a cheap, skinny, sober bitch anyway.

I just want to watch Channing Tatum dance to Pony on repeat without being judged. Is that too much to ask?

Funny Weekend Ecard: I just wanted to say thank you to all the people who gave me a reason to drink this Friday night.