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Let's pretend today never happened.

When I get off work I'm going to binge drink & pretend today never happened

Hehehe

Ecolda: When a man has a cold but acts like he has Ebola. Aka, my boyfriend when he's got the flu.

I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

I don't pretend to be something I'm not, I know I'm a bitch, & I own that shit like a motherfucker.

I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today.  -@Ashley Walters Miller

I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today. I dint have that energy most days. ok all days.

I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

so me.lol "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

I'm having technical difficulties with my attitude today. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you. Avoidance is suggested for safety. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

I'm having technical difficulties with my attitude today. Avoidance is suggested for safety This is me this week!

I can tell today is going to be a "does not play well with others" kind of day.

I can tell today is going to be a "does not play well with others" kind of day. takes me back to my report cards!

Funny Weekend Ecard: Something about today makes me want to be hungover tomorrow.

Funny Weekend Ecard: Something about today makes me want to be hungover tomorrow. FINALS ARE OVER!

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

and I am sure the bride with 20 bridesmaids doesn't have 20 real girlfriends

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