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Pessimist: the glass is half empty. Optimist: the glass is half full Me: There is room to add vodka ! Totally me.

so true!

I thought this the moment I saw The Vow trailer! :D lilmisstude I thought this the moment I saw The Vow trailer! :D I thought this the moment I saw The Vow trailer! :D

Silly Saturday: Double Negative Confession

hahaha thought this was funny the times that I have to do the laundry which isn't much at all I restart the dryer more times then I can count LOL

Sad but true for the most part. :( I'm getting old!!!

except you throw in a baby shower at least once a month on top of it and the hangover thing.

Or like one of the three stooges slapping your face and head repeatedly!

I don't like spiders and snakes, but.act like a black belt when I walk into a spider web

Ba hahaha. Yeah, thanks Obama.

Normally I don't post political stuff on FB, but this made me laugh so hard! It's humor people. No political comments allowed!

We're flexible like that...lol

Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly . on a broomstick. We're flexible like that. my ex always inferred I was a witch, that's why its funny . cuz he's my ex .

Common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power.

I have this super power. " Common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power.

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