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I'm just me

I hate when people say "nice to meet you" before I've even said anything. How do you know it's nice to meet me? I'm an asshole - Gotta Love Jack keeping it real!

George carlin

Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and - Image quote by George Carlin

Funnyyyy

Women and War. Hahahaaaa hilarious If women ruled the world. There wouldn't be any wars just a bunch of countries not speaking jokes of humor lol memes

Let's just leave this right here....

Quick check your face, because I just found a nose in my business.to bad it's usually my nose.

The thing about Smart people is they sound like Crazy people to Dumb people.

Funny pictures about Dat mass. Oh, and cool pics about Dat mass. Also, Dat mass photos.

Ha ha - this will be my brother

Funny pictures about Seriously. am I? Oh, and cool pics about Seriously. am I? Also, Seriously. am I?

probably... at least I'll have lots of friends there!

Yup, that sounds about right

The story of my life. // I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

I do that!! Because I know they driving so slow that even if I look at them in the eye they wont catch up to me to do whatevers to me........lol...

I don't always pass slow drivers - But when I do, I check to see if they look as stupid as they drive. have to admit to that ;

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