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square dancing

I was just telling my kids that we had to square dance in PE when I was in high school (Thank God we did that cuz I NEVER used that a day in my life after that).they were like, "what's square dancing?

Definitely NOT me, but it made me laugh though. ‍♀️

Funny Confession Ecard: I only seem to remember I want to lose weight AFTER eating 7 cookies.

We should go home and cuddle in that totally non-sexual way that usually always leads to me banging the s**t outta you.

Funny Flirting Ecard: What is the difference between Love, True Love, and Showing off?

Ignorance is not bliss

I see no point in arguing with you. you do a fine job of proving your complete ignorance on your own.

I can think of so many other things I could do with those 8 hours...

Funny Workplace Ecard: You know.this working full time thing is really cramping my style.

OMGQuotes will help you every time you need a little extra motivation. Get inspired by reading encouraging quotes from successful people.

You know your getting old when the joy of having nothing to do outweighs the joy of doing anything.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: You know your getting old when the joy of having nothing to do outweighs the joy of doing anything.

I got so much procrastinating done today.

Funny Workplace Ecard: I got so much procrastinating done today.

I think I have an urge to get up and clean the house. Wait..no. False alarm.

I think I have an urge to get up and clean the house. Wait..no. False alarm.

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