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nice retro funny....I need to be a BITCH more often...... by http://dezdemon-humoraddiction.space/retro-humor/retro-funny-i-need-to-be-a-bitch-more-often/

retro funny....I need to be a BITCH more often

I consider myself to be a realist? But most people just call me a bitch.D retro funny.

Sometimes I get depressed, but then I remember I have huge boobs and that makes everything better.

Sometimes I get depressed, but then I remember I have huge boobs and that makes everything better. Sometimes I get depressed, but then I remember I have huge boobs and that makes everything better.

Seriously ONE PERSON comes to mind!!!! Drunken slut!!!!!!

you are a drunken whore who has no moral compass. Your moral compass is ALL OVER THE PLACE! Then post quotes how you don't do that? You are fun to play with.

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I'm not FAT, I'm overstuffed with awesomeness! Yea, that's right bitches! Ok ok, it's just fat :-(

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

Sometimes you just have to be one.. #someecards

Funny Confession Ecard: I get called a Bitch quite often. What I don't get called is a pushover, stupid, sweetheart, or a doormat. Works for me.

I would marry any guy who said this to me lol - Christian Pick Up Lines

Funny pictures about You can't buy my love. Oh, and cool pics about You can't buy my love. Also, You can't buy my love photos.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  That "stregth" tattoo sums this up perfectly!!!  LMAO... and guys really?  It's hideous... and you have kids you could be spending your money on!!!  Oh that's right... tattoos and purses are more important than them.  I forgot. You two are Stuck on Stupid.  Seriously.

The Funniest Someecards Of The Week (PICTURES)

SO DAMN TRUE! My husband sister! 3 kids, on food stamps & works at a gas station, lol! She's only But no matter what she'll manage to get some ridiculous new tattoo, lol!

Birth Ctrl

Free and Funny News Ecard: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.

When I make something I saw on Pinterest, and people tell me I'm creative,  I feel like saying, "Haven't you seen Pinterest??!!"  I tell them I am not creative, I'm REcreative!! :)  And fess up to having seen it on Pinterest!

so i asked her how on earth she ever thought of that genius idea?she didn't bitch saw it on pintrest

Verbal release therapy

Some call it bitching. I call it Verbal Release Therapy. It's all about perspective, lol!

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