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Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate. Yup, i need to remember that. Don't worry Katie, you'll find out soon enough that you are the less fortunate now.

Put your past behind you

Learn from your past then pack your shit and get the fuck out of the there. So true it's unbelievable

The most dangerous animal

The most dangerous animal in the world is a silent, smiling woman. And a silent, smiling dominic

CORRECT :(

It's strange how common sense isn't that common anymore. Its strange how common sense isn't that common anymore!

Don't underestimate me darling. I can go from Lady to Ghetto in seconds. Sad but true

I'm quite the contortionist, but I've spent a lot of time on my hair....... ♡Lemon

I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't stick my head that far up my ass

Ha!

Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon Bitch. haha I'm sure the bitch is cured now. So ugly!

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