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Therapy helps…but screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper!

Therapy helps…but screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper!

I saw a spider in my bathtub so I got a tissue and very very carefully burned the house down.

I saw a spider in my bathtub so I got a tissue and very very carefully burned the house down.

Yes I'm still here. It's just that what you said was so goddamn stupid that I think I slipped in to a coma for a few minutes. - Your e Cards

Yes I'm still here. It's just that what you said was so goddamn stupid that I think I slipped in to a coma for a few minutes. - Your e Cards

Dude this is so true. I notice everything and my intuition is right on. I should've been a detective!

Dude this is so true. I notice everything and my intuition is right on. I should've been a detective!

Love thy neighbor. (Until their loud ass dog wakes your baby. Then you go kick their fucking door in. ).

Love thy neighbor. (Until their loud ass dog wakes your baby. Then you go kick their fucking door in. ).

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