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Sorry that sharing my emotions mocks your inability to feel. #someecard

The someecard I made for @MK Oakley. Happy birthday! May your Irish themed birthday party end in only minimal green vomit on your shamrock tie. #someecard

Sorry for getting you pregnant. #someecards

Thanks for including me in all the intimate sex details of your marriage. #someecards

My proudest moment. St. Patrick's day card inspired by true events. My only goal for work on March 18th is to not be wearing the same outfit I went out in on March 17th. #someecards

As a single woman, I have to send this to not look like the bitter, angry, depressed spinster I actually am. #someecards #valentinesday

Sorry I overheard you not having sex in the shower. #someecard

I love you no matter what you did. #someecards