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My good friend Brittany Summers!(: you found this haha I love it!

My good friend Brittany Summers!

I'm single because I have a sensible head and a wild heart. Haven't found a man who can satisfy both yet.

Free and Funny Congratulations Ecard: Oh, by the way. The quality of the back rubs you give me, will directly affect the quality of the blow jobs I give you. Just sayin'.

It just does mom I can't explain why it feels so good to be a gangster

Feels good to be a gangster. I laughed. Hope you did too. It just does, Mom. I can' t explain why it feels so good to be a gangster.

Ok this made me laugh.  I am guilty of posting about working out, and its really annoying.  lol    Don't Want to Hear About Your Workout

The funny thing is is that this actually happened once. I wouldn't say "fell off" I more flew offf.

for my dear husband... thanks for cooking!

Funny Lunch/Dinner Ecard: I am really bad at measuring pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti, come on over!

Alcohol Doesn't Solve Any Problems, But Then Again, Neither Does Milk

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk! Hahaha, I think milk causes more problems lol


Why is patience a virtue? wombatarama Why is patience a virtue? Why is patience a virtue?

so true

Someone's Got A Case of The Mondays

All women are bitches...except us. We areawesome, amazing,intelligent, andbeautiful. Buteveryone else,bitches.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: All women are bitches. We are awesome, amazing, intelligent, and beautiful. But everyone else, bitches.

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