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Get it straight. Unless you're as big as a planet and you actually have your own gravitational pull. I dunno, maybe call yourself Penisticularis or Coochroameris. But if you have non of that it's Sucksville for you.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where shitty ideas come from. | Somewhat Topical Ecard

We really get worse the darker or classier the place hehehe we turn into the married version of the Dirty rotten scoundrel guys! cork and all.

Anyone that knows me knows that once I'm home I'm not going back out, and this is PRECISELY the reason why ;-)

The car I rented to drive home last month had a feature that did it for you. The faster you drove the louder it got and when you came to a stop the volume went way down! Kinda cool but could get annoying after awhile I'm guessing.

Don't you just hate misspelled words, bad grammar and incorrect punctuation??? What ever happened to capitalization?